i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Seb: Chris? Are you Sleeping???
#sebastian’s face#oh geez do i elbow him?#what if i scare him and he knocks the water over#that would be worse than him sleeping right#do I pretend I don’t see it?#how can you not see it he’s huge#NO ONE PREPARES YOU FOR THIS#THINK STAN THINK
How come nobody’s talking about these tweets??
so I went to Madame Tussauds last weekend
Here’s a picture of me chillin’ with my girlfriend, Emma
Geez Johnny Depp lighten up a little!
Which of us is the real??? You might never know!!!
Me and this guy sharing a moment <3
"Omg Britney wow you shouldn’t have, I’m sO GRATEFUL wow thanks bby!"
I AM NOT WORTHY
me and my new boyfriend <3
back off ladies and gentlemen
"GURL IMMA HAVE TO CALL U BACK"
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOO
You might almost call it….
…A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.
Now, thank you to Mark Sheppard, ‘Squoose’ is going to be in the Supernatural fandoms everyday vocab.
Be ready for the Squoose-pocalypse.
James, are you tired of using that fake accent all the time? (x)
it’s so entertaining to watch his interviews … you never know
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts